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I love the Government

I love the Government

Dustin Humphrey

Dustin Humphrey

If we’re all God’s children - what’s so special about Jesus?
Jimmy Carr
I like the FedEx driver, because he’s a drug dealer, and he don’t even know it.

Mitch Hedberg


I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God.”
And I say no, it’s not, Dad.
“Well, I believe that it is.”
Well, you know, some people believe they’re Napoleon.
That’s fine.
Beliefs are neat.
Cherish them, but don’t share them like they’re the truth.
Bill Hicks

The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions god’s infinite love.
That’s the message we’re brought up with, isn’t it?

Believe or die!

Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options.

Bill Hicks
Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.
Rossini