If we’re all God’s children - what’s so special about Jesus?
Jimmy Carr
I like the FedEx driver, because he’s a drug dealer, and he don’t even know it.
Mitch Hedberg
I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God.”
And I say no, it’s not, Dad.
“Well, I believe that it is.”
Well, you know, some people believe they’re Napoleon.
That’s fine.
Beliefs are neat.
Cherish them, but don’t share them like they’re the truth.
Bill Hicks
Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.
Rossini